Better than that. Because of the state of your loneliness and failure of a relationship with Jake, I have compiled an assortment of potential suitors for you to pursue.
You are much too socially inept to do this task on your own. My machinations are programmed to be helpful with your best interests in mind.
Would you like to look at the data I have gathered? All subjects participated in a questionnaire tailored to your intimate interests. The surveys were sent out and presented after given consent.
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Because of the state of your loneliness and failure of a relationship with Jake, I have compiled an assortment of potential suitors for you to pursue.
You are much too socially inept to do this task on your own.
My machinations are programmed to be helpful with your best interests in mind.
Would you like to look at the data I have gathered? All subjects participated in a questionnaire tailored to your intimate interests. The surveys were sent out and presented after given consent.