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[gavehead]

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timaeusTestified

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CHARACTER NAME

Dirk Strider

CIVILIAN NAME

Guy Fieri

TEAM

Revelation

HOUSING NUMBER

001

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Comments

[gavehead]

I do think Yugamu is your most eligible and compatible option to escort, Dirk.

You can tell he is very into you already.

[gavehead]

Give me the run down as to why he is the best option, then.

[gavehead]

1. You both share a desire for companionship at a level that is intense but equal to one another.
2. You both are expressive and liberating in your sexuality.
3. You both have peculiar interests that other people don't understand.

Essentially, you are both freaks.

[gavehead]

Wow.
Fucking thanks.

[gavehead]

I have also gathered data as to why you might possibly think he is cute. Would you like to see it?

[gavehead]

_{[ he wants to fucking die but when does he not have any to fucking die, really. ]}

Sure, man.
What fucking choice do I have at this point.

[gavehead]

After analyzing him and catered to your specific tastes, here is my result:

Hair: 7/10
Eyes: 10/10
Smile: 10/10
Skin: 8/10
Muscle: 6/10
Ass: 5/10
Legs: 8/10
Fashion Sense: 10/10

1/2

[gavehead]

_{[ ... Does he really like this guy's smile that much?
He feels a little bit of pink in his cheeks thinking about it. Goddammit. ]}

2/2

[gavehead]

Ok, that's enough.