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[gavehead]

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CHARACTER NAME

Dirk Strider

CIVILIAN NAME

Guy Fieri

TEAM

Revelation

HOUSING NUMBER

001

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Comments

YUGAMU

[gavehead]

1. What is your name and age?
Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st.

2. Where are you from?
The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC)

3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels)

4. Do you like horses? 🐴
Horses are pretty interesting animals!

5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite.

6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun.

7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
100%

8. Do you think horses are cool?
Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer.

9. Are you a top or a bottom?
Either!

10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
There are animals I like more than horses, sorry.

11. Are puppets cool?
Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun.

12. List your top 3 fetishes:
I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸｀)ヾ

13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
Sword.

14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
See #10.

15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
Yes ❤️❤️❤️

"I'll poison anyone else that was sent this survey if it'll help my chances."

[gavehead]

I do think Yugamu is your most eligible and compatible option to escort, Dirk.

You can tell he is very into you already.

[gavehead]

Give me the run down as to why he is the best option, then.

[gavehead]

1. You both share a desire for companionship at a level that is intense but equal to one another.
2. You both are expressive and liberating in your sexuality.
3. You both have peculiar interests that other people don't understand.

Essentially, you are both freaks.

[gavehead]

Wow.
Fucking thanks.

[gavehead]

I have also gathered data as to why you might possibly think he is cute. Would you like to see it?

[gavehead]

_{[ he wants to fucking die but when does he not have any to fucking die, really. ]}

Sure, man.
What fucking choice do I have at this point.

[gavehead]

After analyzing him and catered to your specific tastes, here is my result:

Hair: 7/10
Eyes: 10/10
Smile: 10/10
Skin: 8/10
Muscle: 6/10
Ass: 5/10
Legs: 8/10
Fashion Sense: 10/10

1/2

[gavehead]

_{[ ... Does he really like this guy's smile that much?
He feels a little bit of pink in his cheeks thinking about it. Goddammit. ]}

2/2

[gavehead]

Ok, that's enough.