[ It comes as no surprise that not long after Dirk has had a conversation with Raidou about this, the fucking bane of his existence sends him a message. ]
Let me guess. You learned how to CTRL + ALT + Delete yourself from existence, which includes my life.
Because honestly? That's the only thing that would make me rustle in my jimmies in regards to anything having to fucking do with you.
Better than that. Because of the state of your loneliness and failure of a relationship with Jake, I have compiled an assortment of potential suitors for you to pursue.
You are much too socially inept to do this task on your own. My machinations are programmed to be helpful with your best interests in mind.
Would you like to look at the data I have gathered? All subjects participated in a questionnaire tailored to your intimate interests. The surveys were sent out and presented after given consent.
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: a) yuji b) food c) cat cafe
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 they have long faces. it's endearing.
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? senji muramasa
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? sure. what is the point of a game without?
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? absolutely.
8. Do you think horses are cool? this could have been bundled with the earlier horse question. yes.
9. Are you a top or a bottom? i am the eldest.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? i thought that you think horses are 'cool'. do not insult the horses like this with your confusing lines of questioning.
11. Are puppets cool? karakuri are interesting.
12. List your top 3 fetishes: ?
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? neither. blood.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence? i think your fetish is horse.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? masochist.
"a clone, but not him? or you are him but not? ? if you want photos there is one attached to my data file. i am having shabu shabu tonight. a candid selfie will require a fee to receive. shabu shabu costs more than i thought. i could use the added funds."
1. What is your name and age? Godzilla. XXX,XXX,X71.
2. Where are you from? Earth 🌐.
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: Poetics 📖✍️. Camping with my girlfriend 🦖👫🍁🐲 🏕. Weaponry maintenance is quite enjoyable 🛠🗡🔫.
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 Ah, an interesting species 🤔. The changes within their phsyical forms stands as testament to humankind's capabilities in influencing the world around them to suit their needs, both for good and ill. I hold no disdain to the equine for this fact, they did not chose to be so used 😞.
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? Of recent I have found fondness for the musings of Erich Fromm. "Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be no basis for the promise to love each other forever. A feeling comes and it may go. How can I judge that it will stay forever, when my act does not involve judgment and decision." One finds much to guide oneself in such words 🙂↕️.
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? Indeed 👍.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? I retain an enjoyment for the practice of sparring with fellow pack members 🤺. However I no longer hold fondness towards battle. I tire of bloodshed and my life is no longer one of solitude. My girlfriend holds more import than my anger's desire for blood 🍁🐲💯.
8. Do you think horses are cool? 🤔 I begin to hold suspicion you are possessing of a keen interest in the equines.
9. Are you a top or a bottom? I possess little preference. To have phsyical intimacy with Kaede-hime in an positioning is an experience insurmountable by any other 💞🍁🐲💞.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? 😑 My suspicions hold appearance of being confirmed.
11. Are puppets cool? I confess to fondness for the one known as "Gonzo."
12. List your top 3 fetishes: Ah 🤔. The finer points of intimate enjoyment, or "kink", is a subject I find myself still learning of. This said Kaede-hime and myself have found enjoyment in the practices of "Primal Predaroy Playfulness"🦖🏹🦌, "Daddy" kink👨, and the play of roles that sees us as Educational Leader and Student👨🏫👩🎓.
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? Both martial disciplines hold enjoyable aspects in their practice, though I hold slight preference towards swordsmanship 🗡🦖.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence? 🫤
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? In the contextuality of intimacy I am ever what my Beloved asks of me 😌.
While it is true Godzilla has a girlfriend, I want you to take notice to his answers and the way he answers them. He seems very educated with an interest in things of refined taste, such as "Gonzo."
You two could be good friends. I can imagine you both playing chess with one another.
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: eating, sleeping, and watching movies.
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 yeah, they're cute
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? me. i'm a philosopher
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? i like fun games. so, no to both.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? ... no. what the fuck?
8. Do you think horses are cool? ya.
9. Are you a top or a bottom? we're not that close, dude.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? enough with the horses!
11. Are puppets cool? they're ok
12. List your top 3 fetishes: again, we're not that close.
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? sword. fuck guns.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence? ...
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? isn't it the same thing?
"as for the questionnaire, remove all the horse kink and add more meaningful questions, like:
- what is your vision of a perfect date? - would you rather buy flowers for your date or chocolate? - is it normal to find the grumpy scowl on your crush's face as endearing?"
1. What is your name and age? - Raidou Kuzunoha XIV, 19 years old. 2. Where are you from? - The Capital, Japan, 1922. 3. List three of your favorite hobbies: Cooking, gardening, reading 4. Do you like horses? 🐴 - I do. 5. Who is your favorite philosopher? - I'm not sure I've considered it before. 6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? - I do. 7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? - If you mean sparring, yes. 8. Do you think horses are cool? - They're good.
1. What is your name and age? Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st.
2. Where are you from? The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC)
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels)
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 Horses are pretty interesting animals!
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite.
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? 100%
8. Do you think horses are cool? Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer.
9. Are you a top or a bottom? Either!
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit? There are animals I like more than horses, sorry.
11. Are puppets cool? Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun.
12. List your top 3 fetishes: I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸｀)ヾ
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? Sword.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence? See #10.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist? Yes ❤️❤️❤️
"I'll poison anyone else that was sent this survey if it'll help my chances."
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Let me guess.
You learned how to CTRL + ALT + Delete yourself from existence, which includes my life.
Because honestly? That's the only thing that would make me rustle in my jimmies in regards to anything having to fucking do with you.
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Because of the state of your loneliness and failure of a relationship with Jake, I have compiled an assortment of potential suitors for you to pursue.
You are much too socially inept to do this task on your own.
My machinations are programmed to be helpful with your best interests in mind.
Would you like to look at the data I have gathered? All subjects participated in a questionnaire tailored to your intimate interests. The surveys were sent out and presented after given consent.
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You did what?
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CHOSO
itadori choso, 151
2. Where are you from?
here
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
a) yuji
b) food
c) cat cafe
4. Do you like horses? 🐴
they have long faces. it's endearing.
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
senji muramasa
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
sure. what is the point of a game without?
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
absolutely.
8. Do you think horses are cool?
this could have been bundled with the earlier horse question. yes.
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
i am the eldest.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
i thought that you think horses are 'cool'. do not insult the horses like this with your confusing lines of questioning.
11. Are puppets cool?
karakuri are interesting.
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
?
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
neither. blood.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
i think your fetish is horse.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
masochist.
"a clone, but not him?
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you are him but not?
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if you want photos there is one attached to my data file. i am having shabu shabu tonight. a candid selfie will require a fee to receive. shabu shabu costs more than i thought. i could use the added funds."
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And what am I supposed to do with this information?
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I know how you love information.
I love information and I am essentially you.
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GODZILLA
Godzilla. XXX,XXX,X71.
2. Where are you from?
Earth 🌐.
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
Poetics 📖✍️.
Camping with my girlfriend 🦖👫🍁🐲 🏕.
Weaponry maintenance is quite enjoyable 🛠🗡🔫.
4. Do you like horses? 🐴
Ah, an interesting species 🤔. The changes within their phsyical forms stands as testament to humankind's capabilities in influencing the world around them to suit their needs, both for good and ill.
I hold no disdain to the equine for this fact, they did not chose to be so used 😞.
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
Of recent I have found fondness for the musings of Erich Fromm.
"Love is a decision, it is a judgment, it is a promise. If love were only a feeling, there would be no basis for the promise to love each other forever. A feeling comes and it may go. How can I judge that it will stay forever, when my act does not involve judgment and decision."
One finds much to guide oneself in such words 🙂↕️.
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
Indeed 👍.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
I retain an enjoyment for the practice of sparring with fellow pack members 🤺.
However I no longer hold fondness towards battle. I tire of bloodshed and my life is no longer one of solitude. My girlfriend holds more import than my anger's desire for blood 🍁🐲💯.
8. Do you think horses are cool?
🤔
I begin to hold suspicion you are possessing of a keen interest in the equines.
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
I possess little preference. To have phsyical intimacy with Kaede-hime in an positioning is an experience insurmountable by any other 💞🍁🐲💞.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
😑
My suspicions hold appearance of being confirmed.
11. Are puppets cool?
I confess to fondness for the one known as "Gonzo."
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
Ah 🤔.
The finer points of intimate enjoyment, or "kink", is a subject I find myself still learning of.
This said Kaede-hime and myself have found enjoyment in the practices of "Primal Predaroy Playfulness"🦖🏹🦌, "Daddy" kink👨, and the play of roles that sees us as Educational Leader and Student👨🏫👩🎓.
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
Both martial disciplines hold enjoyable aspects in their practice, though I hold slight preference towards swordsmanship 🗡🦖.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
🫤
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
In the contextuality of intimacy I am ever what my Beloved asks of me 😌.
"NO RESPONSE."
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He already has a girlfriend.
A GIRLfriend.
Guess you aren't completely flawless like you thought.
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You two could be good friends. I can imagine you both playing chess with one another.
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DENJI
denji, 20
2. Where are you from?
japan
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
eating, sleeping, and watching movies.
4. Do you like horses? 🐴
yeah, they're cute
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
me. i'm a philosopher
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
i like fun games. so, no to both.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
... no. what the fuck?
8. Do you think horses are cool?
ya.
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
we're not that close, dude.
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
enough with the horses!
11. Are puppets cool?
they're ok
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
again, we're not that close.
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
sword. fuck guns.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
...
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
isn't it the same thing?
"as for the questionnaire, remove all the horse kink and add more meaningful questions, like:
- what is your vision of a perfect date?
- would you rather buy flowers for your date or chocolate?
- is it normal to find the grumpy scowl on your crush's face as endearing?"
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He didn't peg me as the type to be romantic, though.
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How does it make you feel seeing this side of Denji?
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MEGUMI
Fushiguro Megumi
2. Where are you from?
Tokyo, Japan (not this Tokyo)
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
reading, training, grooming my dog and rabbits
4. Do you like horses?
they're okay
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
not that interested in philosophy; too theoretical
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
yes
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
...sure, yes
8. Do you think horses are cool?
they're okay
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
i'm ranked second overall among the student body
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
they shit a lot
11. Are puppets cool?
when used appropriately
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
the hell kind of questionnaire is this?
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose? sword.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
dogs, actually.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
reform incrementalist.
"is it a requirement for the questionnaire? what's the real reason for the questions, are you looking for someone in particular?"
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If he's right about these answers, he seems smart. I can appreciate that.
I should probably get to know him better.
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RAIDOU
2. Where are you from? - The Capital, Japan, 1922.
3. List three of your favorite hobbies: Cooking, gardening, reading
4. Do you like horses? 🐴 - I do.
5. Who is your favorite philosopher? - I'm not sure I've considered it before.
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy? - I do.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile? - If you mean sparring, yes.
8. Do you think horses are cool? - They're good.
No further responses.
"NO RESPONSE."
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Dude.
You made him so uncomfortable.
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YUJI
yuji itadori, 17
2. Where are you from?
sendai, japan
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
movies, karaoke and sparring
4. Do you like horses?
sure, i think they're cool
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
what's a philosopher
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
sometimes, but i like most games
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
i dont know if i'd like it but it happens anyway
8. Do you think horses are cool?
didn't you ask that already
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
????
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
stop asking me about horses
11. Are puppets cool?
sometimes
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
???
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
sword
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
dude.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT THAT
Yuji has nothing else to add.
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YUGAMU
Yugamu Omokage, I'm 17, but I turn 18 soon! January 31st.
2. Where are you from?
The Tokyo Residential Complex (TRC)
3. List three of your favorite hobbies:
Dissection, Biochemical research, reading (romance novels)
4. Do you like horses? 🐴
Horses are pretty interesting animals!
5. Who is your favorite philosopher?
I don't know any philosophers but Dirk talks about it so I guess he's my favorite.
6. Do you like to play games that require both intelligence and strategy?
Sure! I don't have a lot of experience with games but this sounds like a complicated puzzle sort of game which are definitely fun.
7. Would you like the shit beat out of you every once in awhile?
100%
8. Do you think horses are cool?
Isn't this the same as 4? Same answer.
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
Either!
10. Do you think horses are the absolute shit?
There are animals I like more than horses, sorry.
11. Are puppets cool?
Puppets can be extremely uncanny and I think that's a lot of fun.
12. List your top 3 fetishes:
I can't go giving all my intimate secrets away for free (●´艸｀)ヾ
13. If you had a choose between a gun and a sword, which would you choose?
Sword.
14. Are horses the best animal in existence?
See #10.
15. Are you a sadist or a masochist?
Yes ❤️❤️❤️
"I'll poison anyone else that was sent this survey if it'll help my chances."
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You can tell he is very into you already.
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What I do with this information isn't your goddamn business either.