[ He probably wouldn't know how to pose for a picture taken of him but something about being in this kind of attire is giving him more confidence about having his picture taken now that the initial awe is over with.
Maybe he should have told Yugamu about his inventory, but too late now that there's a photo op. He strikes a pose like a warrior who has just drawn his sword, and then: ]
Feelin' so fly, regal like a lord, What makes a photo better? My goddamn sword.
[ And just like that, his katana appears in his grasp from his sylladex. ... Yugamu, are you sure you like this guy? ]
[At this point Yugamu will just chalk it up to one of his god powers so he doesn't even react to the sudden sword.
He just whistles because unfortunately this display of cringe works on him. It's the sincerity of it. He loves when people are just unapologetically themselves.]
You'll have to show me what you can do with that thing sometime~
[HE GETS TO UNDRESS HIM.... Ok now he's starting to suspect Dirk is humoring him because taking it off is the easy part!!! But far be it from him to look a gift horse (hehe) in the mouth.]
Okaaaay!
[He will do so very deliberately so that he can really savor the experience and maybe think some idly thoughts about this happening in another context.]
Once you decide the one you want I'll show you how to fold everything for proper storage. You don't want to let any of it get wrinkled, after all.
[But for now he picks up the orange and blue one. He needs to move on or else he'll lose all composure.]
[ Once the kimono is off, he shakes out his shoulders a little and picks up the orange and blue one in question. He's in a really good mood, even if it's hard to tell by his deadpan face, but there's a slight stifle of a chuckle at hearing Yugamu say tit. When he takes a better look at it, well, yeah. ]
Goddamn. That's a huge tit.
[ He really couldn't help it, but anyways. This is the shorter style one to fit with the lower half of the outfit. He slips it on, allowing Yugamu to help again if he wants. ]
[ He thinks he is being so sneaky with that handholding.
But okay, Dirk follows along, but it's pretty remarkable that he can remember what to do fairly easily. There is a pause at one part, though. It's debatable if he actually forgot or if he is still humoring Yugamu at this point. ]
And you do this all the time. You must have some flexibility and dexterity.
[ Yugamu doesn't see it, but his jaw does loosen behind his teeth after hearing he was okay with it. Whatever they did to him. His family seems like a pretty important factor in his life, not like Dirk really knows what that's like until recently considering his life was always in solitude.
His hand does lift, though, and he strokes the top of Yugamu's head, his hand sweeping down and caress him under the chin for a moment. ]
As long as you were okay with it.
[ Dirk's own movements a bit rigid, his hand joins by his own side as he regards himself in the mirror to look at the new outfit. ]
[Yugamu almost fumbles tying it properly (he doesn't because he does this literally almost every day of his life), because pardon??? No he must be misunderstanding.]
You... You like it because it reminds you of my hair???
[Not technically what Dirk said but there was an implication.]
[ meanwhile Dirk, as flat and collected as ever: ]
Yeah. I associate you with the color blue, and my color is orange. They are opposites on the color wheel in art, but when they are put together, they compliment each other well.
[ yugamu please don't pass away he is just being a nerd ]
[ It's more like he thinks they compliment each other well just like these colors, but for now, he isn't going to bring up that point.
Just like before, he strikes a pose for Yugamu, a little different one this time. Even though there are other outfits to try, he seems to have made up his mind. ]
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Maybe he should have told Yugamu about his inventory, but too late now that there's a photo op. He strikes a pose like a warrior who has just drawn his sword, and then: ]
Feelin' so fly, regal like a lord,
What makes a photo better? My goddamn sword.
[ And just like that, his katana appears in his grasp from his sylladex.
... Yugamu, are you sure you like this guy? ]
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He just whistles because unfortunately this display of cringe works on him. It's the sincerity of it. He loves when people are just unapologetically themselves.]
You'll have to show me what you can do with that thing sometime~
[Yes this is a double entendre.]
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[ He keeps the sword removed from his inventory and props it against a wall before giving himself one last look. ]
Okay, you can help me get this thing off now so we can move to the next one.
[ you get to help undress him too!! a treat!! ]
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Okaaaay!
[He will do so very deliberately so that he can really savor the experience and maybe think some idly thoughts about this happening in another context.]
Once you decide the one you want I'll show you how to fold everything for proper storage. You don't want to let any of it get wrinkled, after all.
[But for now he picks up the orange and blue one. He needs to move on or else he'll lose all composure.]
Why don't you try on the one with the tit on it?
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Goddamn. That's a huge tit.
[ He really couldn't help it, but anyways. This is the shorter style one to fit with the lower half of the outfit. He slips it on, allowing Yugamu to help again if he wants. ]
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Many women would kill for beautiful tits like this one...
[As he straightens the hakamashita kimono and grabs a new obi.]
Here, try tying it yourself this time, I'll help guide you.
[An excuse for more handholding....]
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But okay, Dirk follows along, but it's pretty remarkable that he can remember what to do fairly easily. There is a pause at one part, though. It's debatable if he actually forgot or if he is still humoring Yugamu at this point. ]
And you do this all the time. You must have some flexibility and dexterity.
[ or stretchy arms..... ]
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It's not that hard, you just need to get your muscles used to doing it. That said...
[Yeah he reaches around Dirk with his stretchy arms to grab the hakama.]
I am quite flexible.
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[ is he freaked out or impressed, it's hard to tell ]
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[He pulls the obi to his face, suddenly shy.]
Do you think they're weird? I don't usually use them outside of battle.
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Nah. They aren't weird. I like them. Something like that could be pretty beneficial in a fight. Maybe for other things too.
[ is he sexualizing the stretchy arms... maybe.. ]
Anything else about your body I should know about, Yugamu?
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Hmm... Not for now. This is easily my most obvious modification. A lot of the surgeries were more about general optimization.
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Say that again? What do you mean by that?
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[Remember when Dirk was tricked by Aoi into thinking Yugamu couldn't defend himself.]
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... With your permission? What kind of methods did they use, something more organic or technical, like robotics?
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I mean I was usually unconscious during the operations but organic I think? And sure, I was always fine with it.
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His hand does lift, though, and he strokes the top of Yugamu's head, his hand sweeping down and caress him under the chin for a moment. ]
As long as you were okay with it.
[ Dirk's own movements a bit rigid, his hand joins by his own side as he regards himself in the mirror to look at the new outfit. ]
This one is nice.
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[As he straightens the tie of the obi.]
But lets get the hakama on too. This one is cut for that, so I can show you how it's tied!
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[ ok ashu this is the one with the hakama u got this...
Dirk helps drape the waist part around his body and he will pay attention to how to tie it, but he can't help but make an observation: ]
The orange on it is close to the hex color I like, but I like the blue on it too. Kinda reminds me of your hair.
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You... You like it because it reminds you of my hair???
[Not technically what Dirk said but there was an implication.]
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Yeah. I associate you with the color blue, and my color is orange. They are opposites on the color wheel in art, but when they are put together, they compliment each other well.
[ yugamu please don't pass away he is just being a nerd ]
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... That's right! It does really suit you. Another picture?
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Just like before, he strikes a pose for Yugamu, a little different one this time. Even though there are other outfits to try, he seems to have made up his mind. ]
Think I'll take this one.
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Oh? You don't want to try on any of the other ones?
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