[Dirk that is so sweet in a weird pervert sort of way which is these two's like default way so. Yeah.
Yugamu nods vigorously.]
Of course. We're in public!
[Finally, the clerks return with several options. There's a whole handful, including the blue and orange one Dirk will eventually pick and the black one with the orange design for Yugamu's tastes.]
We can try on a couple. The one's that Ms Hanabusa is holding are regular kimono and the ones that Mr Okayama has are hakamashita, they're shorter so they're more comfortable under hakama.
[ Honestly, he feels so enlightened through all of this. All he has had for any sort of knowledge about what this experience is like is the internet and books, and you do a lot of researching and reading when you're isolated at home for about 17 years.
Either way, Dirk shuffles forward and takes the neatly folded clothing, almost forgetting to bow and has to pivot on his feet to do that before wandering towards a dressing room to try everything on.
For some reason, his heart is racing a little. He'd really excited to finally get to do this. ]
[Dirk is being so cute right now that Yugamu almost forgets to hornily follow him over there. Almost. He trots on behind. The clerks either get a lot of weird gay people or just don't care because they say nothing.]
Let me know when you're ready for me to come in and help, Dirk!
[ Compose yourself, Strider!! It's just historic, formal Japanese wear that no longer exists since Japan doesn't exist anymore either. He takes a breath and slides a dressing room door open, leaving it open for Yugamu. ]
It's cool.
[ come on in and watch him undress i guess
Fortunately, it's pretty spacious in here since some of their clothing is extravagant, but there's plenty of mirrors to get the full idea of things. He's organizing the options by hanging them up, but he seems to be moving at a pretty quick pace, starting to feel pretty eager. ]
[ It's a shame he's too impatient about this, because the way he strips off his clothes is quick and nothing sexy at all. In fact, he shirt gets stuck for a moment as he tries to remove it from his broad shoulders, but finally it's off. He's very triangle shaped and lithe, but along his body he's filling out some muscle; it's mostly along his arms and upper body. Freckles spill along the rounds of his shoulders and arms, along various scars all from sword training. The pants get removed just as fast, and they're fitted boxer briefs in his favorite color.
As his back faces Yugamu to pull the black attire off of its hanging position, Yugamu can probably see every vertebrae along his spine. He slips his arms through the sleeves and faces Yugamu, acting like he doesn't know what to do next.
The best part about this is he doesn't seem shy about undressing, but once the clothing is actually getting out on, he's gonna get coy again. ]
[If he'd made an effort to do it sexily, Yugamu wouldn't have survived, probably. As is he's ogling, because Dirk didn't tell him not to, so obviously it's fine? He has to grip his hands together tightly because his instinct is to run his hands over those muscles to inspect every scar and freckle there is to find. Not yet. Play it cool. Dirk is still getting used to being touched regularly. Don't scare him off!!!
Instead he waits for the invitation, stepping forward and carefully smoothing his hands over the fabric in a way that maybe isn't strictly necessary but. Shhhh.]
First thing to remember is you always fold the left over the right side. The only time you should fold the opposite way is for a burial. You secure with these ties here, and then on top of that you keep it fully secure with the obi.
[He looks over the selection of obi, before picking up an orange one. Stepping around to stand behind Dirk, he loops the fabric around so he can tie it, but first pauses;]
[ Observant as ever, he watches Yugamu fold the clothes the correct way, tie the loops-- and once he steps aside and behind Dirk with the obi is when color spreads to his cheeks, blushing an obvious red, mostly because he's catching sight of himself wearing something like this. His hands fidget and fold in front of his body but once Yugamu asks for his attention, his orange eyes observe meticulously.
He's pretty speechless, mostly cause he's flustered but trying to take this seriously. It means a lot to him.
And also.. he is starting to feel really fucking cool. ]
[ It's not like Dirk hasn't gotten compliments before. He had gotten them left and right from his friends, his enemies, Jake.. but it's probably because of this particular moment, this sort of date that is catered and focused specifically on his interest.. well. He feels properly doted on which hasn't ever really happened before. ]
Yeah? Um.. I think so too.
[ It's really showing the sensitive side he keeps buried beneath a cool and tough guy exterior. He gives Yugamu a little space and does a slow and easy 180 turn to show off everything.
[ He probably wouldn't know how to pose for a picture taken of him but something about being in this kind of attire is giving him more confidence about having his picture taken now that the initial awe is over with.
Maybe he should have told Yugamu about his inventory, but too late now that there's a photo op. He strikes a pose like a warrior who has just drawn his sword, and then: ]
Feelin' so fly, regal like a lord, What makes a photo better? My goddamn sword.
[ And just like that, his katana appears in his grasp from his sylladex. ... Yugamu, are you sure you like this guy? ]
[At this point Yugamu will just chalk it up to one of his god powers so he doesn't even react to the sudden sword.
He just whistles because unfortunately this display of cringe works on him. It's the sincerity of it. He loves when people are just unapologetically themselves.]
You'll have to show me what you can do with that thing sometime~
[HE GETS TO UNDRESS HIM.... Ok now he's starting to suspect Dirk is humoring him because taking it off is the easy part!!! But far be it from him to look a gift horse (hehe) in the mouth.]
Okaaaay!
[He will do so very deliberately so that he can really savor the experience and maybe think some idly thoughts about this happening in another context.]
Once you decide the one you want I'll show you how to fold everything for proper storage. You don't want to let any of it get wrinkled, after all.
[But for now he picks up the orange and blue one. He needs to move on or else he'll lose all composure.]
[ Once the kimono is off, he shakes out his shoulders a little and picks up the orange and blue one in question. He's in a really good mood, even if it's hard to tell by his deadpan face, but there's a slight stifle of a chuckle at hearing Yugamu say tit. When he takes a better look at it, well, yeah. ]
Goddamn. That's a huge tit.
[ He really couldn't help it, but anyways. This is the shorter style one to fit with the lower half of the outfit. He slips it on, allowing Yugamu to help again if he wants. ]
[ He thinks he is being so sneaky with that handholding.
But okay, Dirk follows along, but it's pretty remarkable that he can remember what to do fairly easily. There is a pause at one part, though. It's debatable if he actually forgot or if he is still humoring Yugamu at this point. ]
And you do this all the time. You must have some flexibility and dexterity.
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[ The thing is, Dirk has read about how all of this stuff is properly worn, but.. maybe he wants Yugamu to help him.
You know. As a treat for them both, but mostly Yugamu. He's not going to say he has an idea how all this stuff comes together. ]
I trust you're gonna be on your best behavior, yeah?
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Yugamu nods vigorously.]
Of course. We're in public!
[Finally, the clerks return with several options. There's a whole handful, including the blue and orange one Dirk will eventually pick and the black one with the orange design for Yugamu's tastes.]
We can try on a couple. The one's that Ms Hanabusa is holding are regular kimono and the ones that Mr Okayama has are hakamashita, they're shorter so they're more comfortable under hakama.
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Either way, Dirk shuffles forward and takes the neatly folded clothing, almost forgetting to bow and has to pivot on his feet to do that before wandering towards a dressing room to try everything on.
For some reason, his heart is racing a little. He'd really excited to finally get to do this. ]
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Let me know when you're ready for me to come in and help, Dirk!
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It's cool.
[ come on in and watch him undress i guess
Fortunately, it's pretty spacious in here since some of their clothing is extravagant, but there's plenty of mirrors to get the full idea of things. He's organizing the options by hanging them up, but he seems to be moving at a pretty quick pace, starting to feel pretty eager. ]
You want to see the black one first, right?
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Yes! If that's okay.
[At least the door will slightly muffle any minor hiccups in composure.]
🔞 just in case
As his back faces Yugamu to pull the black attire off of its hanging position, Yugamu can probably see every vertebrae along his spine. He slips his arms through the sleeves and faces Yugamu, acting like he doesn't know what to do next.
The best part about this is he doesn't seem shy about undressing, but once the clothing is actually getting out on, he's gonna get coy again. ]
Well? What next?
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Instead he waits for the invitation, stepping forward and carefully smoothing his hands over the fabric in a way that maybe isn't strictly necessary but. Shhhh.]
First thing to remember is you always fold the left over the right side. The only time you should fold the opposite way is for a burial. You secure with these ties here, and then on top of that you keep it fully secure with the obi.
[He looks over the selection of obi, before picking up an orange one. Stepping around to stand behind Dirk, he loops the fabric around so he can tie it, but first pauses;]
Watch how I do it in the mirror, okay?
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He's pretty speechless, mostly cause he's flustered but trying to take this seriously. It means a lot to him.
And also.. he is starting to feel really fucking cool. ]
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Well? What do you think? I think it makes you looks sharp and mysterious like the edge of a blade.
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Yeah? Um.. I think so too.
[ It's really showing the sensitive side he keeps buried beneath a cool and tough guy exterior. He gives Yugamu a little space and does a slow and easy 180 turn to show off everything.
So cool. ]
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Give me a nice pose. We can take pictures of you in all of them even if we only leave here with one.
[Dirk pictures for him....]
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Maybe he should have told Yugamu about his inventory, but too late now that there's a photo op. He strikes a pose like a warrior who has just drawn his sword, and then: ]
Feelin' so fly, regal like a lord,
What makes a photo better? My goddamn sword.
[ And just like that, his katana appears in his grasp from his sylladex.
... Yugamu, are you sure you like this guy? ]
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He just whistles because unfortunately this display of cringe works on him. It's the sincerity of it. He loves when people are just unapologetically themselves.]
You'll have to show me what you can do with that thing sometime~
[Yes this is a double entendre.]
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[ He keeps the sword removed from his inventory and props it against a wall before giving himself one last look. ]
Okay, you can help me get this thing off now so we can move to the next one.
[ you get to help undress him too!! a treat!! ]
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Okaaaay!
[He will do so very deliberately so that he can really savor the experience and maybe think some idly thoughts about this happening in another context.]
Once you decide the one you want I'll show you how to fold everything for proper storage. You don't want to let any of it get wrinkled, after all.
[But for now he picks up the orange and blue one. He needs to move on or else he'll lose all composure.]
Why don't you try on the one with the tit on it?
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Goddamn. That's a huge tit.
[ He really couldn't help it, but anyways. This is the shorter style one to fit with the lower half of the outfit. He slips it on, allowing Yugamu to help again if he wants. ]
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Many women would kill for beautiful tits like this one...
[As he straightens the hakamashita kimono and grabs a new obi.]
Here, try tying it yourself this time, I'll help guide you.
[An excuse for more handholding....]
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But okay, Dirk follows along, but it's pretty remarkable that he can remember what to do fairly easily. There is a pause at one part, though. It's debatable if he actually forgot or if he is still humoring Yugamu at this point. ]
And you do this all the time. You must have some flexibility and dexterity.
[ or stretchy arms..... ]
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It's not that hard, you just need to get your muscles used to doing it. That said...
[Yeah he reaches around Dirk with his stretchy arms to grab the hakama.]
I am quite flexible.
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[ is he freaked out or impressed, it's hard to tell ]
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[He pulls the obi to his face, suddenly shy.]
Do you think they're weird? I don't usually use them outside of battle.
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Nah. They aren't weird. I like them. Something like that could be pretty beneficial in a fight. Maybe for other things too.
[ is he sexualizing the stretchy arms... maybe.. ]
Anything else about your body I should know about, Yugamu?
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Hmm... Not for now. This is easily my most obvious modification. A lot of the surgeries were more about general optimization.
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